Paper dress made from the pages of telephone books
by Kelly Murray
Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Ciara, why aren't you writing?
I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
^needs more notes^
Sadly, I kind of do…
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.